I Have Seen the Ravages of Time...
There's Got To Be Better Cheese Than This...
I Declare Global Thermonuclear Thumb War!
Pick One Battle Cry to Rip Off, Dude...
We're Glitch Techs... Sha-La, La-La
My Bean Is Blended... And It Feels Awesome!
Things Are Getting A Little "M for Mature" Up In Here Right Now
Don't You Think You've Damaged Enough Childhood Icons For One Day?
I Did Not Beg, It Was a Very Dignified Rant
Weirdos For Life!
Never Underestimate the Chicken Style
You've Seen One Lava Level, You've Kind of Seen Them All
Five's Gone Full Gollum On Me, Bergy!
What, Did You Get Bitten By a Mitch-pire?
Your Powers Fail You, You Vile Crum Bum!
It's Projecting Kittens On the Back of My Eyelids!
Look, An Obvious Trail!
We Are Stone Dead and Have Gone To Gamer Heaven!
Kids, Welcome to Glitch Techs
You Can Pull the Plug On My TV, But You Can't Pull the Plug on Destiny!